i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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