i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
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