Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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