everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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