god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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