awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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