am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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