i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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