My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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