doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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