I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Randomize
