ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
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