i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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