Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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