Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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