i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
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