its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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