That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
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