WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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