My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I did not marry a roomba.
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