Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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