Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
The following message is brought to you by IMSOFUCKINGSORRY. Dude I'm really sorry I got you arrested last night. You are allowed to choose a repayment plan from the following options: Money, weed, or a single kick to the balls any time within the next calender months. Repayment outside of the aforementioned options can be negotiated and considered within reason.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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