I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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