If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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