No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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