Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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