And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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