just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
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