Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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