was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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