We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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