They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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