Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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