final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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