That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
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