Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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