When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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