Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I think my vagina is haunted
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Randomize
