So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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