no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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