You're completely useless in the revolution.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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