Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
