I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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