How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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