don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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