Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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