There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
one might say we're banned from that church
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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