So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
