covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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