Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
Randomize
