At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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