Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I love having hate sex.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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